Flat Lives Matter

Good commercial but I found that the chips have crunch but no flavour so it’s like eating card board. May just be a fluke bag but it’s a pass for me!

he looks about the same here as he did in the Dallas Buyers Club

When I was 18, I was lured into a Doritos truck and was subsequently molested.

Bring back 1st, 2nd, and 3rd degree heat Doritos. Please.

I will pay if someone makes this a real movie

I love the look of satisfaction on his face when he bites into one.

Lol

I am not “alright, alright, alright” with this being a real thing.

I looked this up solely 'cause I accidentally pressed "Skip ad" just before I Want To Break Free started playing and my inner Queenie cried until I looked this up.😔

Lmao he has so much money but still stole the chips

Did you yravel by fast

I know how it feels man... well to be flat.

The hand part is creepy lol but this is my fav af

why am i so intrigued by this commercial that i actually took time to look it up? lol

"you mah mah mah-make me happy." -Sir Jack

Where's the Tivo? #TuggerJug

#FLATMATHEW

Weebs rise! Rise like the shield hero! Rise like moon at night! This is the answer! This is what we have been waiting for!

Mr. Speedman, Check me next time... "Goh-goh-ga-Goh-Good Goodbye!"

Him: (eating Doritos) "..these are Goh goh goh gh Gooohd chips." -S. Jack Her: "these are good chips Jack!" (You ma ma Make me happy..

This is what depression is like minus the actual soul crushing aura and crying

He just hasn't looked the same since Dallas buyers club

It’s about the third time these have been released. They are not new at all.

wow the new flat stanley movie is looking good

"Spi spi spi Spicy Ranch thre-three-D Do do Doritos are the best" -Mr. Jack

" I, la la la like 3D do do Doritos.." -Mr. Jack

Say it for me Tuggernuts..."You...ma ma ma (ma ma Make me) ...Make me happy (Happy)"

Are they hollow?

#flatmatthew got stuck not helpin

How to make a Doritos Super Bowl commercial: Make a weird storyline (optional) Put a song that no one cares about, Bring a TV host no one cares about, Add a Dog so no one hates it. And post it on ISpost to see all the “positive” comments.

Hey Tuggernuts! Say it for me:

You, ma-ma-ma make me happy!

0:46 that chip was inflated x3 more than the actual chips

my hand is a bit flat I should try those

Doritos has the best adds

Flat as a circle.

I was yelling at the screen when he ate the Doritos in the vending machine but his fate was already sealed and there was nothing I could do but watch

Is this supposed to feel like the Sodalicious commercials from the 90s? ispost.info/flow/u6-HyY2Ca3632qY/v-deo.html

these aint the 3D doritos I grew up with. they’re bugles. smhhh

You should of brought the bag outside and then eat it oh well he is flat so his brain would be smaller technically

Flat Stanley

Moral of the story : Freddie had a beautiful voice

While in the doritos machine: "Don't leave, Murph!!!"

Disliked when I saw jimmy kimmel

I've been looking for them in stores but haven't seen them in any!!😡😡😡😩😩

God is dead, and this ad is irrefutable proof

Could have gone without seeing moron kimmel

Matthew McConaughey doesn't pay for his Doritos.

I got some of those and they are lit

I hate this ad, i hate this song, i hate matthew mcconaughey, i hate jimmy kimmel, i hate doritos. This commerical ruined everything for me.

This is funny?

This would’ve been on old spice level if kimmel didn’t have to ruin it

I’m eating 3D Doritos watching a 3D Doritos add...

Well they came back anyone member this

I wonder, if you eat regular duritos would turn flat?

Hear that flat stanley, you can normal again if you 3d duritos

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He got his start in Texas Chainsaw Massacre. And now he is becoming leatherface for real

0:33 my exact reaction to any Jimmy Kimmel "jokes"

Great advertising

Lol I love how they leave the comments up

I liked it until the point I saw jimmy kimmel. Than I had to give a thumbs down.

Listen: why would he eat it in the vending machine?

Dumb, the chips are *only* spicy flavored. So if you don’t like spicy food, then you can’t try the 3D chips

I WAS EATING DORITOS BEOFRE I GOT PAID TO

Boy, do they hate the “biblical description” of Heaven & Earth. You’re correct, Flat Matt: it’s flat.

I’m sorry, is that not the same product back in the 90’s that were shit and got cut from production?

Lel

Didn’t they have this before?

#flatmathew Representing us skinny boys when the wind is there #skinnyboys

No woke Doritos

*do not attempt if you are a 3D person* Me, a 2D person: >:)

Just had to bring in a woke talk show host

Paper Mario with Rtx on

This is the most disturbing ad I’ve ever seen

I'm not high enough for this shit

Now bring back the regular nacho cheese and cool ranch in 3D and make all of us 40 year olds happy again.

Doritos spent 12 million dollars on this schizophrenic fever dream of a commercial.

Reminds me of "The Mask" where Jim Carry says "Look Ma, I'm Roadkill!"

What if the vending machine was smaller

I used to love hanging out with Matt, but he started smoking pot and now he's all... deflated...... #truth

I’ve purposefully watched this around 26 times this man is something

He actually died in that vending machine. This is a really avant-garde documentary.

Cool

😅😅😅👅👅👅💋💋💋

I tried doritos 3d and there ok

don't B flat, B natural

Queen fans are typing.......

We have come full circle and now the early 2000s will play on repeat!

Thank God Doritos I love you so much you’re bringing back The Doritos 3-D like when I first tasted the read those original it was like cuts to my mouth and Doritos 3-D fix the problem it’s just like puffy and crunchier

Russ Coleman got it rough

cursed

That song in the vending machine i want to break free!!!

I WANT TO BREAK FREEE Me: I WANT TO BREAK FREE FROM THIS AAAAAAAAAAD

That's brilliant.

I thought this was a prescription drug commercial at first

A refreshing departure from woke ads.

0:30 How about another joke jimmayyy?

Reminds me of "The Mask" where Jim Carry says "Look Ma, I'm Roadkill!"