*Gasp* who dareth defy the carrot caketh?!

The lofi background song ?

Well, it looks like mark was the problem lol Sorry Mark.. Don’t keep scrolling! I’m warning u! Don’t please Well... My favorite characters Left 4 Dead 2: Ellis Left 4 Dead: Bill 🖤🖤🖤🖤🖤 And scroll if u dare! :’) Have a wonderful day :)

I call bullshit kid lifted his arm from the table I demand a rematch 😂

Him: I just ate jalapeños Me: I'm eating takis

Baby: be silent Mark: OKAY

Markiplier is afraid to comment that a male is a male and a female is a female yea thanks gen z

as a Canadian, I'm sorry to hear you've moved here. It's awesome that you're in my country, but Canada is not a good place right now.

who could've known 8 years later this dork would grow up to drool over Lady Dimitrescu

Lets just take a moment to appreciate the fact that this the 69th and THE SCARY GAMES PLAYLIST IS AT 420

"a castle with big knockers" i am 100% sure you're not talking about door knockers, but we all knew that.

i'm sorry but the way wade said ow multiple times was really funny

L A D Y D I M M A D U

Never forget that George Floyd would still be here if he didn't take that fentanyl for the 1 or 2 things the officers may or may not have failed to do, Floyd not ingesting that fentanyl would mean he'd likely still be here, barring some other accident a tragic event, that has now claimed 2 lives and may still claim more

Who the fuck cares?

Mark: I stab the butt! Me: *You have become the very thing you swore to destroy*

Eating some Sour Patch Kids while watching these

I respect how Lady D, the villain in this game care about her daughter. Most villain in games doesn't even care that much about their underling.

Can anyone tell me why mark had free ammo among other things? The shotgun ornament? Was it a preorder bonus?

every one: how can I beat funtime freddy mark: roasts freddy all night

LMAOO 😂😂

lowkey, kinda wish he was doing this live like how he did the evil within 2, it would be nice to interact with him & other fellow markimoo fans

I can't figure out who unsubscribed markiplier on my account cause I've been subscribed ever since mark made this channel imma find who did this

Big lady shows up: "oh this isn't sexual I swear" Big lady leaves: "ok this is the end of the episode now" Goes and wanks

He got the cushions not to cancel sound but so he doesn’t bust anything 😂 that’s why the rooms almost empty 😂 am I right? Or am I just over thinking

"Dometresc?" "LADY DIMMATRESCU OF THE DOUGSDALE DIMMADOME."

The spongebob joke 20:24

Stop selling important things PLS

0:34 furries getting random dm’s

Unpopular opinion: these kinda hurt my teeth when I eat them because my teeth don't like very crunchy things. So I kinda understand and wanna try eating them that way.

I know Mark’s extremely busy, bless him for all he does for his channel, but I’m genuinely curious as to if he’ll ever to a play through of The Last of Us: Part II. He doesn’t sequels of a lot of other games and was surprised to see he hasn’t done it for The Last of Us. If anyone knows any info, that’d be great. Thank you!

When you really think about it, Dedan was the only guardian I'd considered not "purifying". He was an abusive douche, sure, but that's really all about it. The biggest problem of Zone 1 was really the Specters and those weren't Dedan's fault. As for the other 2 zones and their guardians... Japet went crazy, thinking he could control the Specters and started terrorizing the people of his own zone. Enoch got his employees addicted to sugar and taught them that Specters aren't harmful, which led to a whole bunch of deaths (judging by all the bodies in the furnace) and Enochs turning into Burnt en masse. So yea, if I were to choose, Zone 1 would probably be spared.

his mother miranda “hints” 😂😂

Can you play little nightmares

watching this as someone who is about to turn 20, it makes me feel okay and that its almost normal to not know who I am. I have no clue and it has always upset me but listening to this makes me feel better. A reminder that I am not alone and I am completely normal. Thank you

you now have a new subscriber

Such a great game in my opinion

At 42:20~ did I really just watch Markiplier sell that one upgradeable weapon that will be like the best weapon in the game after he upgrades it? Was this one of those moments?

The trending page thing is so real. I have looked at the trending page, and there will be something there posted a day or two ago with maybe 600k views, then go to my subscribed and see something posted a day ago with millions of views, not on the trending page. The page itself should be changing so frequently, but I swear whenever I go on there for me it’s just music video after music video with 700k views from four days ago. Be better ISpost.

everyone sees that yuri is hot and cute but I see that mark is sexy and hot 😶😏😍

Mark you need to catch yourself up on what youtube is doing right now. ISpost has granted permission for people to take samples anyone's videos, upload these samples and, as of yesterday, can monetize them if in the US or India. All done legally. They didn't tell anyone, they automatically turned these permissions on and they make it hard to find the off switch, which has to be done on each and every video separately.

13:07 - 13:40 I'M IN TEARS

0:32 man I’m such a simp

Literally 46:58

His poor girlfriend has competition

I CHANGED MY NAME TO RESPECT MIRANDA AND ALSO TO MAKE SIMPS CRY LOL

I CHANGED MY NAME TO RESPECT MIRANDA AND ALSO TO MAKE SIMPS CRY LOL

I CHANGED MY NAME TO RESPECT MIRANDA AND ALSO TO MAKE SIMPS CRY LOL

I CHANGED MY NAME TO RESPECT MIRANDA AND ALSO TO MAKE SIMPS CRY LOL

Random hypothetical question: since the Alien ignores Working Joe, does that mean you could design a "Working Joe" suit that blocked your smells and breath and whatnot, and could then walk around the Alien without it being able to detect you?

I CHANGED MY NAME TO RESPECT MIRANDA AND ALSO TO MAKE SIMPS CRY LOL

It just occurred to me that Mark is going to HATE the second part of this bc of his thing about mannequins. ...That being said, I can't wait to watch. 😂😂

I CHANGED MY NAME TO RESPECT MIRANDA AND ALSO TO MAKE SIMPS CRY LOL

I CHANGED MY NAME TO RESPECT MIRANDA AND ALSO TO MAKE SIMPS CRY LOL

I CHANGED MY NAME TO RESPECT MIRANDA AND ALSO TO MAKE SIMPS CRY LOL

I CHANGED MY NAME TO RESPECT MIRANDA AND ALSO TO MAKE SIMPS CRY LOL

I know this is disgusting but this video makes my mouth water. Takis are my life and just thinking about them is amazing.

I CHANGED MY NAME TO RESPECT MIRANDA AND ALSO TO MAKE SIMPS CRY LOL

I CHANGED MY NAME TO RESPECT MIRANDA AND ALSO TO MAKE SIMPS CRY LOL

I CHANGED MY NAME TO RESPECT MIRANDA AND ALSO TO MAKE SIMPS CRY LOL

I CHANGED MY NAME TO RESPECT MIRANDA AND ALSO TO MAKE SIMPS CRY LOL

I CHANGED MY NAME TO RESPECT MIRANDA AND ALSO TO MAKE SIMPS CRY LOL

*How dare you put your filthy man-hands on MY daughters but not on ME!* is probably what she meant! 🤣

Yeah Im still trying to figure out how any of these games fit into the resident evil story lmao gibe zombies where muh Umbrella Corp

I CHANGED MY NAME TO RESPECT MIRANDA AND ALSO TO MAKE SIMPS CRY LOL

I CHANGED MY NAME TO RESPECT MIRANDA AND ALSO TO MAKE SIMPS CRY LOL

I CHANGED MY NAME TO RESPECT MIRANDA AND ALSO TO MAKE SIMPS CRY LOL

I CHANGED MY NAME TO RESPECT MIRANDA AND ALSO TO MAKE SIMPS CRY LOL

Why not Haunted by Shirk? Isn't this technically a horror game?

I CHANGED MY NAME TO RESPECT MIRANDA AND ALSO TO MAKE SIMPS CRY LOL

I CHANGED MY NAME TO RESPECT MIRANDA AND ALSO TO MAKE SIMPS CRY LOL

I CHANGED MY NAME TO RESPECT MIRANDA AND ALSO TO MAKE SIMPS CRY LOL

I CHANGED MY NAME TO RESPECT MIRANDA AND ALSO TO MAKE SIMPS CRY LOL

I CHANGED MY NAME TO RESPECT MIRANDA AND ALSO TO MAKE SIMPS CRY LOL

I CHANGED MY NAME TO RESPECT MIRANDA AND ALSO TO MAKE SIMPS CRY LOL